WITCHES SMOOZE TV

You are probably asking yourself why a man who loves good movies, such as 'Seven Samurai,' and enjoys bad movies, such as Robot Monster, would intentionally watch something like 'My Little Pony: The Movie.' I mean, at thirty-seven years of age, I am hardly the target demographic of a film about cute pastel-colored ponies trying to save their purple castle from a trio of clumsy witches. The Smooze - A purple singing blob that ruins everything it touches.Looking at the characters, I cannot help but suspect that the animators drew inspiration from the two actresses when they created the pair of sister witches (though Rhea would need to eat about 300 cakes to look like Reeka). Draggle & Reeka - Madeline Kahn & Rhea Perlman! Hydia's bumbling daughters.Hydia - Cloris Leachman! She wants her daughters to grow up to be thoroughly evil witches.The Grundle King - He's a short, goblin-looking fellow who always talks in third person.The Moochick - Tony Randall! An absent-minded wizard who lives in the magic mushroom forest with his rabbit servant.Well, actually, there are other ponies that can fly, but the Flutter Ponies are the only flying ponies that can stop the Smooze and save Ponyland. Flutter Ponies - Even more ponies, and these can fly.The Bushwoolies - WTF are these things?.Wind Whistler, Buttons, & Sweet Stuff - More ponies.Lickety Split - She has ice cream cones tattooed on her butt, and her name is Lickety Split? What are we teaching our daughters?.

WITCHES SMOOZE TV

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Your late grandma Alexis crushed a kingdom with her hexes,Īnd that's the proud tradition, I want you to uphooooold! Then cooked them with a smidgin of Paprika, She fed her victims 'til they almost burst! You're just not bad enough, for your own good! You never used the guillotine I bought you. How come the word I hear most often is 'no'? If they don't like the way I sing my own song, Why must they make me feel I just don't belong? We've never been accused of being angels,Ī terrible, detestable, contemptable, despicable,Įvil mean old witch.ha ha ha ha ha!.LIKE ME! *cackling*īaby Lickety-split: Why do they always have to tell me I'm wrong? We're the reason honest people purchase door locks! She cooked up evil potions by the dozens,īe just like her and make your mama proud. What if you should end up lost and stranded?īaby Lickety-split: Better that, than being rep-ri-manded! It's very clear that I'm not wanted here so The way I'm treated I feel lower than low. Spike: But, I don't like thinking what may happen to you!īaby Lickety-split: Spike! I'll brave the unknoooown!īaby Lickety-split: And go it alooooooooone!īaby Lickety-split: I'll go it alooooooooone!ĭraggle: Why sister dear, You're looking rather ill Goodbye! So long! Ta-ra! Farewell! Toodle-oo! My days of taking all their insults are through! If all they know to do is holler and tease, What do they want? Should I go down on my knees? No matter how I try I can't seem to please. Reeka & Draggle: We'll both do the dirty work, Reeka: You're right.in fact, suddenly, I'm feeling a whole lot better!ĭraggle: Reeka dear, you're really much too kind! You're not gonna do it all alone are you?ĭraggle: O Reeka darling, what are sisters for?ĭraggle: Why not? I'll be doing everything else.you're not THAT sick! Reeka: But what about all the work we have to do? I hope you haven't come down with a chill, I fear you're aren't feeling at your best.

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